To those of you who came here expecting some good, juicy hate letters from people who were hotly angered by the movie 'Dogma"...
...Unfortunately you've missed out. (Where were you anyway? We had the hate letters up for over month now.) Due to unspecified
reasons, we are no longer able to provide you with the hate letters that graced this space each and every week. Don't worry, it
wasn't a conspiracy. You can draw your own conclusions as to why we had to take
the letters down, but they're probably incorrect.
Actually you didn't totally miss out. Hate Letters are being archived over at View Askew
Productions. Head over there to check them out.
So to fill the void left here we present...
A Very Special Dogma Outtake:
Scott Mosier in: Is this Your Dog? (3.8 Megs)
Quicktime 4.0 REQUIRED
So we were sitting around the set of the quaint suburban home (the one Azrael
uses as his base of operations), waiting for Jason Lee's horns to dry or
something. At the opening of one of the later scenes, we were going to show
a pile of bodies in the living room - the idea being that, as more people
came home, they kept meeting with the business end of a Stygian Triplet's
hockey stick (it was a shot that got cut due to the picture's already
unwieldy length). One of the bodies was that of a dog. Apparently, they
make these things for rental on movies (as if anyone ever actually lets a dog
die in movies anymore), and we were tickled by it. Having the time to kill,
we decided to make a trio of short films on the subject of dead German
Shepherds, with Scott Mosier (my producer) as the star. What follows are the
results of that shameful waste of time and film.